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• "Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." - Cyril Connolly

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• "We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong." - Bill Vaughan

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• "What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left." - Oscar Levant

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• "The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking." - Albert Einstein

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• "My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists." - Jean Rostand

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• "I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses." - Victor Hugo

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• "When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty." — Norm Crosby

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• "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" - Scott Adams

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• "I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia." - Woody Allen

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• "Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories." - John Wilmot

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• "We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." - Robert Wilensky

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• "I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her." - New York City detective

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• "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

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• "The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes." - Marcel Proust

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• "Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it." - Cullen Hightower