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• Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop!

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• A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

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• Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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• " I cannot," never accomplished anything. "I will try" has worked wonders. - J. Hawes

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• Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!

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• I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathon Winters

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• Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Steven Wright

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• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station

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• If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright
  

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• If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

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• ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY. So what? who's in a hurry?

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• "Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy." - Spike Milligan

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• "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone

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• "I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb." - Freddie Starr.

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• "Your big opportunity may be right where you are standing right now." - Napoleon Hill

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• “The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.” - Sven Goran Eriksson

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• "Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up." - Hans Andersen

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"One should count each day a separate life." - Seneca

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• "Be great in act, as you have been in thought." - William Shakespeare

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• "Life is God's novel. Let him write it." - Isaac Bashevis Singer

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• "It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything" - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
  

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• “The mind is everything. What you think you become.” - Buddha
  

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• "A rich man's joke is always funny."

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• "Every human being is the author of his own health or disease." - Buddha

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• "No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln

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• "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney

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• "It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.' - George Downes (My Best Friend's Wedding)

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• "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
  

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• "What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals." - Zig Ziglar

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• "Men are incapable of growth, change and progress. For men self improvement ends at toilet training." - Mike (The Ugly Truth)

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• "Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance." - Samuel Johnson