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• "I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her." - New York City detective

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• "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

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• "The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes." - Marcel Proust

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• "Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it." - Cullen Hightower

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• "All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it." - H. L. Mencken

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• "I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back." - Richard Lewis

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• "Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." - Carl Sagan

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• "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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• "You can do anything, but not everything." - David Allen

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• "Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem." - Marla Singer (Helena Bonham Carter) in 'Fight Club'

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• "What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do." - John Ruskin

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• Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment! Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got ‘em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks… Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling! A little fight in you. I like that. Batman: Then you’re going to love me. - The Joker (Heath Ledger) in 'The Dark Knight'

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• "You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me." - Marla Singer (Helena Bonham Carter) in 'Fight Club'

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• "For most of my life I had operated under a simple schematic of winning and losing, but cancer was teaching me a tolerance for ambiguities." - Lance Armstrong

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• "Knowledge is power, community is strength and positive attitude is everything." - Lance Armstrong